- Is Jennifer Lopez seriously wearing bubble wrap paper? #Oscars #
- And many B-Boys / B-Girls are shedding a tear of joy at this moment. #Oscards #
- Home-made food didn't do me justice. I require more eats. Carne asada maybe? #
- Friendship Diet #FB #
- Need some inspirational / motivational podcasts. Suggestions? (innovation, tech, psych, creative, behavioral, Sci-Fi, Space, geek) #
- Today i learned that David the Gnome, his wife & fellow gnome friend died at the age of 400 then turn into trees. #
- OH: Psalm 14 == Psalm 53 #
- Invasion of the Breakz (from @phats2k) #
- i really thought i was in the clear but it didn't happened as planned. Next sorted actions, as i make them up, should take care of it. #FML #
- @jewgonewild giggle #
- http://www.incredibox.fr/ #
- @jewgonewild http://cola.tuxfamily.org/ (Actions -> Push / Pull) .. see docs. #
- Speakers are fine, flash is playing, no sound. DOH! #screencast #
- http://73primenumbers.com LOL took me a bit. #
- "When u use a pencil & paper, u don't have to worry about anything technical – u can just do ur work." maybe i should try code this way. #
- South Beach = Miami Beach :: in case you didn't know. #
- Patience for # 3 #
- ITS HERE! ITS HERE! …. its a secret
# - Just happened to me while looking at this http://bit.ly/bdZvAa #
- Chains and whips. Chains and whips. ::::> thats all. #
- Last 30 min were beautiful
# - Snaps! RT @enzobalc Beer tasting tonight at Barracuda Raw Bar in the Grove from 7-9! 50+ beers and wings for only $20! /via @chrismontelius #
- Glad to see Foursquare and Starbucks taking customer loyalty to the next level. #
- Oh my, never heard this track before: Jamiroqui – Canned Heat (Masters at Work Remix) …. so delicious & funky. #
- OH MY GOD, missing it! RT @bsoler For suuuureee! How can anybody say no to $1 DonQ drinks from 9 to 10!! Its kinda..impossibleeeeee #
- Got me an awesome jsFiddle account (http://jsfiddle.net/), time to start hacking mini scripts. @js_fiddle #
- Location-based tweets. Nice. #
- OMG OMG OMG OMG …. OH My Fucking God!!!! http://bit.ly/ajOxHO #SGU season 1.5 trailer. RIDICULOUSLY SWEEET! #
- So, there goes another one. #
- @noahjschwartz Welcome. You'll soon become addicted. Follow wisely & THEY will follow you too but remember that networking is paramount. #
- Giving advice to the young and old, rich and poor …. ~ because they asked. Hate it when i'm right but truth be told. #
- Fellow followers, say HELLO back. Dunno who you are if i'm not following you. Give me your 140 character introduction. #
- I see everyone is from Miami is checking-in at AUS Austin-Bergstrom in Austin, TX recently. #
- Woah! Cleanup time. #
- The thing about Stargate Atlantis was that its a bit toooooo "modern" for the Pegasus galaxy. IMHO. i mean COME ON! The Wraith knew better. #
- I killed Bambi. You got a problem with that? #
- Okay done at last. Good night & good morning folks! Rest first then time for some Saturday morning cartoons
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Weekly Tweets for 2010-03-14
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Weekly Tweets for 2010-03-07
Josue R.
- radio ad: "In a car accident? Call 911 then 411 (PAIN)"… oh mean "933 (PAIN)"
# - Rep. Trent Franks (R) of Arizona: African Americans may have been better off under slavery. Explain how the fuck he is still in office? #
- Connect with me via http://flavors.me/josuer #
- Someone asked me for a Google Voice invite but i forgot whom. Do you remember? #
- This is so sexy http://bit.ly/dm5WXT #
- Why do news say Chile's M 8.8 earthquake is worst in recorded history when data shows Chile's May 22, 1960 quake was magnitude 9.5? #
- Oh, there's only been 344 earthquakes worldwide in the past week. Nothing to worry about then. #
- Software development without source control is like sex without a condom. Better safe than sorry. #
- Gmail Project Branching: When dev/designers email another on projects w/ hash tag (eg #App) then filter into label. When done, remove label. #
- All your bat caves belong to me. #
- Buttons buttons, buttons everywhere! #
- I haven't had a grilled-cheese sandwich in a very long time. Way overdue. #
- WTF? ajax returns 200 but no content but direct url in addressbar then markup/content shows. header request dont show redirects :/ #FFFFUUU #
- i <3 CSS'ing #
- Good morning and good night, ya little cruel world. Time to count some sheep's or Zzzzz's! #
- BREAKING NEWS: German Federal Constitutional Court rules against internet and telephone data storage! ~ its a good day to live in Germany. #
- I should really be sleeping but i can't, because i don't know how to
# - @neilkod funny, i was thinking the same on my way home. maybe in a few more years
# - Watching 24 #Hulu … i could use some morning action-pack entertainment. #
- Listening to Eric Schmidt at Mobile World Congress #youtube #
- Gmail Buzz + Orkut = confusion *:( #
- I'm in ur twitterz, invading ur privacyz #
- Who wants to throw a LOST 2-hr series finale, April 27, w/ me? Going all out: liquor/beer,strippers,chips&salsa,pizza+wings,foam fingers,etc #
- only this rule: be on-time, no talking during show, phones+beepers+bat signal must be off at all times. U can save the world after the show. #
- Am such a dork! Lost final episodes are May 23th. event has been moved to this date. #fail #
- It feels like a Friday. #
- Can we really blame Jesus for not only encouraging but making wine by waving his hand, like magic? So why can't I drink whiskey at church? #
- Pondering? Chinese, chicken or meat loaf #whatsfordinner #
- It was meat loaf …. yum #
- "Having a profound conversation can boost happiness levels, but trivial chatter can be depressing, scientists say." & thus i love smart ppl #
- radio ad: "In a car accident? Call 911 then 411 (PAIN)"… oh mean "933 (PAIN)"
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Weekly Tweets for 2010-02-28
Josue R.
- I think XHP isn't all that cracked up to be. Ain't nothing new that you can't do with PHP itself. #facebook #bcmiami #
- Nick & Nohras Infinite Playlist
# - Why did i forget the FOWA party at Nikki? Gotta finish this before i leave later if they're still there. #
- South Florida JavaScript group. http://soflajs.ning.com/ Be sure to pass that along. #
- wow, i can't believe i fucked that one up, suppose to be: piña colada #
- Beejebus, its right. Its actually right for once. #
- The koala is such a pimp #AmericanDad #
- Bonkers! Look at the time. #
- *sigh* Relieved. i will sleep happily now
# - 100% Envious :/
:*( # - Any recommendations for an animal clinic in Miami? #
- PHP-CSS – http://github.com/shoeman22/PHP-CSS #nice #
- @phats2k you better be at McD's at this time getting my cheesburger w/ a receipt ~ 11:44pm #late #
- @brianbreslin oh my … i think you need some cough drops? #
- i'mma get me some H1N2, if you know what i mean
# - http://www.fucking-windows.com/ < re-size the window
# - Catching up: email, missed calls, 'end-of-world planning', app bugs, reviews, 'surviving zombies', bills, love letters, etc. #
- Broward web company looking for full-time onsite CSS/HTML 5/jQuery (front-end) web developer. DM me for contact info. #
- Listening to the kickass Jack Johnson band online #Brikolodge #
- Lego Steven Hawking http://i.imgur.com/ZrcHJ.jpg (via Reddit) #
- 4square needs group check-ins with a special group hash tag
# - cURL, i loathe you. #php #
- ++[[]][+[]] == 1 #JavaScipt #Magic #KungFu http://j.mp/cmXC4C #
- It's Friday and the only thing i have a feel for is JavaScript & a pitcher of beer. #
- @bespin can't paste into editor? oh no
# - Excellent dinner + drinks. Learned a lot in a very short time. Today/tomorrow is another day. #
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Weekly Tweets for 2010-02-21
Josue R.
- Too late for Chinese food. Don't wanna get fast-food but the last resort. #
- @roder is #grovegeeks nightout any random night of the week? Thought it was a wednesday or sunday thing. #
- Step 1: get a planner. Step 2: buy a pen. Step 3: plan on planner. Step 4: …. Step 5: check off planned items. Step 6: $$$ profit $$$ #
- Observation made. Now to plan and conquer. <insert evil laugh> }:) #
- Verizon to allow unlimited Skype calling over 3G starting next month http://bit.ly/9G7fPc #Nice #
- Designers/Developers couldn't make this stuff up, even if u paid them. Except clients do each & everyday http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com #
- Don't forget Barcamp Miami is this Sunday
# - http://twitter.com/about/opensource #
- Mire And Foton – Collaborations http://www.mixotic.net/dj-sets/ambient-chillout-dub/204 #
- *COUGH* chromosomes #
- me: "Let me get you the number", her: "okay" me: "xxx-xx…" she interrupts "wait let me get a pen", 5 mins later, she "what is it?" #FFFUUU #
- OMG she's 28 but looks 43!! The dark room must have hid that from me. DAMN YOU. #
- "After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF." #
- Oh you're back? Didn't see you there. #
- Looking for a designer for some quick markup CSS styling and merging 2 layout elements into one. Must be today, 2-3 hours, 7-11 pages. #job #
- @kgandstuff you know you suck
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Weekly Tweets for 2010-02-14
Josue R.
- WARNING: 836 (west bound) after Jackson Memorial is jammed literally! Expect 2 shutoff car & sit 4 a long while or take the streets #traffic #
- FYI – route 112 is cleared. @inflekt i-95 south then 112, in time for the game
# - Looking 4 reliable person for a simple job this week, 7-5pm one-time this week to register conf ppl & socialize & have lunch. Let me know. #
- oh, its Mon thru Fri (5 days), lunch is paid and also drinks. #
- Google Chrome, thanks for messing up the console.log() at the right time when i needed it. (v4.0.249.43) #
- Would like to see a Space exploring robot land on Mercury or solid planet and say: FIRST!!! #
- There are solid rocky planets and then there are gas giants. Though we dunno what to call them, so we consider them to be planets. Oh My. #
- Please Read: Common Misconceptions about Web Designers http://bit.ly/dnqcT5 Thank you for your understanding !!! #
- A sad day for me today: "Shanks: Another SG-1 movie may not happen" (via gateworld) #
- but you know, i could always look forward to the book: Stargate: Revolution #
- Come on guys, just give me one more SG-1 dvd movie and i'll happily leave in peace. #
- RT @wmclive The Genre Police: How to Have a Conversation about Music in Miami http://bit.ly/9FGxVQ #
- http://whathappenedinmybirthyear.com/ #
- Major sinus & allergies …. GRRRRRR #
- Tracey Thorn-Grand Canyon (ADA Remix) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6y65nV98u0 #
- approx 5.4 million deaths/yr caused by tobacco. yet approx 70 ppl/yr die while high, but 0 deaths are attributed to marijuana each yr. #FACT #
- Can't believe DoD was hacked via a malicious USB stick found in parking lot by employee. Simplest exploits work well. #
- Code should never get in the way of design. #
- 'Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry." ~ Jimmy #SouthPark #
- Wondering is Sayid is the new Jacob. Like John is Flocke. We'll find out today, i hope #LOST #
- Officially driving home to bed. Gotta get those zZzz's #
- Is it wrong to be turned on to this geek tweet "Nice. 1 terabyte of built-in hard drive space. I'll hit that." (via @steph_rose) #
- Sorry for that late call. #
- Buzz you need better privacy settings, ASAP!!!! (before i turn you off) #
- Rufio Rufio Rufi-ohhhhhhhhh! #
- Browsing thru an artist myspace and its so fucking ugly!!! Not the artist, i mean MySpace. i feeling vomiting. #
- OMG @JosueR WTF does that mean "i feeling vomiting." !!?!?! …. correction its "i feel like vomiting." #
- Attention rugrats: Kesha is not Uffie 'thats all #UffieFTW #
- Listening to Uffie – Hot Chick #
- Listening to: Yello – Oh Yeah > you have to be tripping to understand WTH that baby is doing on the music video. #
- You loose one, yet you gain a better one. Excellent night. #
- Who is out and about tonight? Where? How many drinks so far? #
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Weekly Tweets for 2010-02-07
Josue R.
- @diegomartinelli LOFTY at Buck 15 http://bit.ly/9fVUV7 #Fridays #
- tomorrow: The Beginning Of The End #LOST #
- This netbook is hurting my feelings; cannot get work done with slowness response. #
- Need some Yeah Yeah Yeahs in my ipod. "Wait. They don't love you like I love you. Wait." #
- tonites quick hangout Bardot or DRB or SugarCane; choices
# - i can finally say: reading Object-C put me to sleep. #
- Mom just sent me a txt msg. Am surprised&loved cause its her first digital msg to me. Now how do i prevent her from friend request me on FB? #
- Seriously, where are the Stargate fans in Miami? Are you hiding in plain sight? #
- Just saw some awesome fireworks testing on the beach. #
- Gmail is so slow for me, i cant get to my emails. #
- LOST on Hulu, check. What to eat for dinner? in-progress. Dinner & season premiere tonight, To-Do. Axe ready in case any1 spoils it, check. #
- Stop Being an Idiot – http://orderedlist.com/our-writing/blog/articles/stop-being-an-idiot/ #
- Mushroom upgrade http://i.imgur.com/ul3mF.jpg #iPad #
- What if companies used a Bit.ly URL or QR codes on TV commercials to direct potential buyers to the buy now cart page. Instant Sale #mobile #
- Think About It! Just Think About It! Everything and Anything. #
- What if God only understood Good but could not comprehend or do Evil? What would prevent him from doing so? #stupidquestion #
- It's actually: 'The Guys' at jCompare …. not 'that guy' or 'the guy' #team #plural #
- Wonder if the Google Street-view car has captured drug dealers & spies in their act. Mostly interested in ID'ing clandestine official
# - Firebug for Chrome is out. Using it and its the LITE version of the real Firefox addon, but it still works for now. #
- @DavideDiCillo Happy Birthday young grasshopper! #
- I upgrade my Fiji water to Heineken. i know its only 4:30pm but its god damn Friday! #
- Bet you just got the email to preorder Stargate: Resistance
cuz i sure did and gonna be doing so soon. #
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Weekly Tweets for 2010-01-31
Josue R.
- Amazing advice to a 20 yr old applies to us all. Enjoy, learn, and live happy http://bit.ly/5XnJdO #
- @MarieLucas Oh, Happy Belated Birthday, i didnt know
# - Keep forgetting to renew my drivers license, pulling out all STOPS to get this done now. #
- @philogb re: DOMTreeMap … u are one sick man!
# - Why do cultures/countries fight another when our priority is to save humanity? Asteroids, planetary exploration & colonization, famine! #
- "The most enchanting meat on earth comes from the thighs of a unicorn." #
- Never looked at it this way but true RT @KriziaBajos Time to sweat at beloved LA Fitness-where parking is scarce and so is the clothing #
- "Ladies and gents, i know you've all been waiting for this …" http://www.pidjin.net/2010/01/25/iwish/ #
- Clearly Apple was influenced by McDonalds 'super size me' for the iTouch RT @BallerinaRaver @JosueR You mean the super sized iTouch? #
- Hey look, the iPad rotating/featured image says 'Rodriguez' on the email
http://apple.com/ipad # - My name's Josue and Apple iPad was my idea! …. where's my money? #
- Its not Obama's job to return men to moon nor space exploration but if he fails budgeting for it then he's likely to loose my 2012 vote. #
- Gonna dedicate myself to be more productive, geekier, charming, knowledgeable & well spoken this year. An extra language wouldn't hurt too. #
- Holy mother of fucks! XKCD is blocked from Panera's stupid SonicWALL. #
- "The sickest, obfuscated and the most beautiful way to calculate PI" http://www.cise.ufl.edu/~manuel/obfuscate/pi.c (via Reddit) #
- Quench your CSS thirst with this pure CSS coke can http://www.romancortes.com/blog/pure-css-coke-can/ #
- Note to the wise: I love a good female fine round ass from time to time. (yeah, you read this tweet right) … basically all the time. #
- @roder The Pomodoro Technique http://www.pomodorotechnique.com #
- Need good alternatives to Flickr (free or paid)? #
- For my next birthday, i'm gonna rent a Starbucks hottie so she can follow me all over Miami and serve On-Demand. #
- Dropbox just made it easy for me to share files & be sync'ed with the team
https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTM5OTg4OQ #MustHaveApp # - Jesus Christ freaking 24 leaving me in suspense like this. I hate it and love it and wish it was continuous. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #
- Yes, i will do my share of video gaming this year. Why u ask? For fucks sake becuz Stargate Alliance is almost ready! Now shut up! #
- Oh my, made huge error, its Stargate Resistance
# - On another note, remember Lucian Alliance? Yeah i hate them 2. It was all about the Alliance of Four Great Races
& then there were 5
# - forget this, i'm gonna watch it! #
- Good times yesterday at Buck15 with @brianbreslin @shinsyotta and several fun friends. Drinks, dancing and good ol'skool hip-hop. #
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Weekly Tweets for 2010-01-24
Josue R.
- Cut down the distraction from work with your choice of white/pink/brown/red noise, http://simplynoise.com/ #
- colordiff – saves precious seconds. #
- OMG OMG!! 24 season premier on HULU will be enjoyed by chicken&rib meal. #
- My true love is back, she still got her original fine ass and fixed front end, her headlights are shiny and she's sexier than ever
# - Just sat for 5 mins biting my finger staring at downtown Miami and thinking if i was hungry or not. i believe i know the answer. #
- Say NO to CSS hacks … mmm'kay #semantic #standard #web #
- Happy Birthday Stacey Dash http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stacey_Dash a masterpiece made in heaven
# - "Dr. Octagon paramedic fetus of the East, with priests I'm from the Church of the Operating Room…" #HipHop #DnB (The Funk Before Friday) #
- Dude, u're 14 & core drupal developer. Nice! just read it via reddit/r/programming … keep mastering your talent, young ninja! #
- Wonder if i could put this on my resume? RT @AgustinaP Tweeting is full time job… with overtime! #
- 10 min till noon. Then it will be few hours before official night begins. #Friday #
- Marshall Nirenberg, Biologist Who Untangled Genetic Code, Dies at 82 #RIP #
- @Jekikita starting your fun day or school day? #
- Hey YOU! it's Friday & that means Buck 15 ~ 1661 Meridian Avenue (South Beach) #Drinks #Ladies #Fun #HipHop #OpenFormat #
- @shinsyotta yes sir! Free and always good time. #
- Snack diet! RT @inflekt Eating pringles and gummi bears. Also known as dinner. #
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Weekly Tweets for 2010-01-17
Josue R.
- If bitten by a zombie, I'd last 1 hour and 10 minutes before becoming infected! http://su.pr/1GiCqW from the astounding @oatmeal #
- @DavideDiCillo i disagree with a few of them but i'm equally guilty of doing several of them. #
- @bsoler Has a dinner meetup for us all! Tuesday is diet night, Wed is ice-cream nite, Thx @robertmurray for RSVP'ing us all at once
# - @DavidBlue slow blog … cannot. view. posts. will. read. it. later
# - Help, i need some awesome motivation to get me coding. #
- Pizza and Beer!!! now the real web development starts
# - @bsoler Sorry didnt know U guys were taking my suggestion, didnt read my replies either. Cant tonight but willing to do dinner another day. #
- Today is the last day of the rest of week i have left to eat another burger. Ate plenty yesterday, before that, and just now. #
- @AgustinaP Those tech support guy really suck. But looks like your site is now up. #
- Linux ppl: Any suggestions for an IDE (or note pad) app which has small footprint, has plugins & loads faster than gEdit and Geany? #
- jQuery 1.4 official launch tomorrow. Here's a quick peak of release code: http://code.jquery.com/jquery-1.4.js #
- @jeresig so i take it jQuery.require() didn't make it to final release version? can't find it in the source. #
- Now i remember why i began to listen less & less of Tribal House and Progressive …. let me switch it back to Minimal …. ahh much better. #
- @DavideDiCillo saw this earlier too. Its sick! Want to use it
# - Favorite techno/house/dnb tracks: those which have sexy porno and sex sound effects. Dirty style, loving the naughtiness
# - When you collaborate, sync ideas and work thru iterations on the Agile philosophy, shit gets down right. 'nuff said. #
- RT Absolutely true! @DavideDiCillo you know you love your job when you don't realize you are working at 3am until somebody points that out #
- Best line i've read so far "You're wrong. But that's OK you can blame your ignorance" … think i'll use this for many and on many subjects. #
- Stupid question but is there a Refresh Miami meetup this month or am i getting a weird feeling that it may not be? plz tell me i'm wrong. #
- @jCompare team doing the damn thang! http://pk.gd/lDZ #
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Weekly Tweets for 2010-01-10
Josue R.
- @Poysoniv "Gods Debris: A Thought Experiment" .. its short but sweet, read online and download pdf http://bit.ly/6jOphx in reply to Poysoniv #
- A gift, HTML5 Forms, now we're going somewhere http://diveintohtml5.org/forms.html #
- PHP.js 'nuff said. #
- @neilkod whats the size of the imported raw data? which SQL server are u using? in reply to neilkod #
- @neilkod Interesting, care to share an example via pastebin.com ? trying to accomplish similar via MySQL. in reply to neilkod #
- @designchicklet Cant at the moment, but whats on? in reply to designchicklet #
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo17btjK7jg #listen #
- @reybango its a battle between Chrome vs Firefox … and Chrome is winning many rounds in this little machine of mine. in reply to reybango #
- @diegomartinelli i was thinking the same. so i started staring at one and almost lost sight of the heavy traffic. they're very bright. #
- Twitter should acquire Yammer then release it as an business feature for their "business model" plan. #
- "Female toads inflate to avoid sex – in humans we call that 'marriage'.." #
- Top 10 Places You Can’t Go – http://listverse.com/2010/01/06/top-10-places-you-cant-go/ #
- I remember her like it was yesterday, but i have forgotten her like it's tomorrow. #
- Micstura key chain. http://pk.gd/LpQ #
- Scary moment: was ready something saying '..walk to the nearest fire alarm and yank it." & suddenly fire alarm went off in the building. #
- @yammer are you guys down? am getting error 'We're sorry, but something went wrong.' #
- There should be a Twitter option for 'Multiple Personalities'. #
- Bloom's Taxonomy #
- @AgustinaP quick! open an facebook and twitter account for that baby. in reply to AgustinaP #
- I think the model for this year will be embracing change, uncertainty, and doubt. #
- @AgustinaP u know newborns contain all knowledge of the universe. Ask him/her what is the meaning of life. in reply to AgustinaP #
- "There is a theory that to become a 'master' in any subject, you need 10,000 hours of practice." Wondering how many hours i have clocked? #
- Heavyweight DJ's, MC's, Hoe's, Mixtapes, Design and Code … thats how jCompare does it. #
- Man talks in sleep. Wife writes down what he says. Hilarity ensues. http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ #
- that didn't took long, she came back. glad you did NmP .. i think u know, no matter what i'll always be there. #
- I do i do like the revamped jQuery API site
http://api.jquery.com/ # - @reybango So how about that JavaScript meetup you wanted to setup? I would love to talk about some jQuery challenges, Node.js, PHP.js
# - @shinsyotta Tootsies in reply to shinsyotta #
- "Women of Reddit. Do you ever wonder if guys think about you naked?" … that's an obvious answer you retard !! #
- 2 + 2 = #
- If love was this easy, married duo cover Metallica's Orion : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0CsLefLisE #
- Note, Facebook is for friends only. #
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- I entered to win Unlimited Backup and a MacBook Pro! Follow @crashplan and retweet, http://crashplan.com/2010 #2010 #

















