• radio ad: "In a car accident? Call 911 then 411 (PAIN)"… oh mean "933 (PAIN)" :D #
  • Rep. Trent Franks (R) of Arizona: African Americans may have been better off under slavery. Explain how the fuck he is still in office? #
  • Connect with me via http://flavors.me/josuer #
  • Someone asked me for a Google Voice invite but i forgot whom. Do you remember? #
  • This is so sexy http://bit.ly/dm5WXT #
  • Why do news say Chile's M 8.8 earthquake is worst in recorded history when data shows Chile's May 22, 1960 quake was magnitude 9.5? #
  • Oh, there's only been 344 earthquakes worldwide in the past week. Nothing to worry about then. #
  • Software development without source control is like sex without a condom. Better safe than sorry. #
  • Gmail Project Branching: When dev/designers email another on projects w/ hash tag (eg #App) then filter into label. When done, remove label. #
  • All your bat caves belong to me. #
  • Buttons buttons, buttons everywhere! #
  • I haven't had a grilled-cheese sandwich in a very long time. Way overdue. #
  • WTF? ajax returns 200 but no content but direct url in addressbar then markup/content shows. header request dont show redirects :/ #FFFFUUU #
  • i <3 CSS'ing #
  • Good morning and good night, ya little cruel world. Time to count some sheep's or Zzzzz's! #
  • BREAKING NEWS: German Federal Constitutional Court rules against internet and telephone data storage! ~ its a good day to live in Germany. #
  • I should really be sleeping but i can't, because i don't know how to :( #
  • @neilkod funny, i was thinking the same on my way home. maybe in a few more years ;) #
  • Watching 24 #Hulu … i could use some morning action-pack entertainment. #
  • Listening to Eric Schmidt at Mobile World Congress #youtube #
  • Gmail Buzz + Orkut = confusion *:( #
  • I'm in ur twitterz, invading ur privacyz #
  • Who wants to throw a LOST 2-hr series finale, April 27, w/ me? Going all out: liquor/beer,strippers,chips&salsa,pizza+wings,foam fingers,etc #
  • only this rule: be on-time, no talking during show, phones+beepers+bat signal must be off at all times. U can save the world after the show. #
  • Am such a dork! Lost final episodes are May 23th. event has been moved to this date. #fail #
  • It feels like a Friday. #
  • Can we really blame Jesus for not only encouraging but making wine by waving his hand, like magic? So why can't I drink whiskey at church? #
  • Pondering? Chinese, chicken or meat loaf #whatsfordinner #
  • It was meat loaf …. yum #
  • "Having a profound conversation can boost happiness levels, but trivial chatter can be depressing, scientists say." & thus i love smart ppl #